blackjack and hookers.

dean. lovable jerk. often confused with iron man. once tipped a stripper with a filet'o'fish.

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Hey, hey Tumblr.

It’s like everything you love and everything you hate together.

Where is your god now?

My phone is fucked. Give me you fucking wallet.

A question by bringingdownthesky

Smoothest pick-up ever.

New 30 Seconds To Mars t-design, based off the song “End Of All Days”.

Buy it now at my Redbubble store! (Like, if you want to I guess. No one is forcing you, I’m just a bunch of words written by some guy on Tumblr, I can’t force you to do shit. But it’d be pretty cool if you did buy it, like, it looks pretty cool.)